Me. At least after what I've been through.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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