Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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