i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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