I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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