so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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