i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
