She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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