Little spoons don't ask big questions
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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