i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I FOUND THE LEGS
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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