What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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