Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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