YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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