Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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