okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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