i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Acid is not a monday night drug
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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