please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
