Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
We have started to decorate penises.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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