Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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