giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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