We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
