He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
