what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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