You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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