Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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