okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You are the jesus of drinking
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
