it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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