If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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