this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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