bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
My feet surprised me
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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