Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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