I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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