Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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