Where is the hickey?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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