I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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