Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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