i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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