I'm really into asian looking animals
Quick, to the slutcave!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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