Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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