I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i just had sex bonerless
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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