Don't you send me to vm
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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