Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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