I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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