Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
