Can Purell be used as lube?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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