Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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