jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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