There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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