"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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