Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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