Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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