it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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